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Steakasaurus Rex: Meat Your Nightmare Men's Long Sleeve

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šŸ¦– "Steakasaurus Rex: Meat Your Nightmare!" šŸ„©

Get ready for a carnivorous comedy-horror show with "Steakasaurus Rex," the monstrous ribeye steak who's here to turn your BBQ dreams into a sizzling nightmare! Forget the marshmallow, this bad boy's grilling up chaos.

šŸ”„ From Prime to Primeval: Steakasaurus Rex is no ordinary steak; he's a primeval terror that's hungry for mischief. Just like our website, "Beef Throat," he's ready to leave a meaty mark on your funny bone.

šŸ¦• Tasty Terrors: This shirt is a tribute to humor, horror, and the unmeatable. It's the perfect blend of comedy and carnivorous chills, sure to make you chuckle nervously while you savor the frights.

šŸ‘• Comfy and Carnivore-Approved: Made from fabric as cozy as a campfire under the moonlight, this shirt is ideal for sharing ghost stories, BBQ nightmares, or just when you're in the mood for some meaty terror.

šŸ’„ Roasts and Scream-Ticklers: Be prepared for conversations as chilling as a freezer full of ice cream. People will want to know the story behind "Steakasaurus Rex," and you can share your love for horror with a beefy twist.

Confront your carnivorous fears with our "Steakasaurus Rex" shirt. It's a humorous way to celebrate meat, mayhem, and the delightfully dreadful, all while wearing a smile as brave as a steak on the grill! šŸ¦–šŸ„©šŸ‘•

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  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/ydĀ² (142.4 g/mĀ²)
  • Regular fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.