ERROR 404: DOPAMINE NOT FOUND : Your brain hit refresh and got a spinning wheel of bullsht*.
Ever stare at your phone so long you forget you’re a carbon-based lifeform? Yeah. Same. Welcome to the modern condition: your soul buffering at 3% while your eyeballs doomscroll like they’re getting paid overtime.
Introducing the “Error 404: Dopamine Not Found” Glitch Duck Tee—for the gamers, coders, and emotionally Wi-Fi-enabled gremlins who dissociate so hard they start hearing the Windows shutdown sound in their head. The graphic? A sweet little rubber ducky—symbol of childhood bath time and “rubber duck debugging”—getting absolutely shredded into pixel sludge like reality itself just rage-quit. It’s cute, it’s trippy, and it looks like your serotonin got kidnapped behind a paywall.
Printed loud in that terminal-green “I touched the mainframe once” font, this shirt lets strangers know you’re not ignoring them—your brain simply 404’d mid-conversation. And the fabric? Softer than your “I’m fine” voice and tougher than your screen time report’s will to live.
Wear it to LAN parties, Target runs, therapy, or your next awkward family dinner where Uncle Randy asks what “dissociation” means.
Snag it before you blue-screen in public.
Specs Block
• 100% combed ringspun cotton / 4.3 oz
• Classic unisex fit
• Printed in the USA
• Free shipping on orders $60+
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ERROR 404: DOPAMINE NOT FOUND : Your brain hit refresh and got a spinning wheel of bullsht*. Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|