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Wiener Whimsy: A Tail-Wagging Distraction Crop Hoodie

$42.95
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Have you ever been in a conversation so dull, your only rescue was spotting a dog across the street? Say no more! Introducing the "Wiener Whimsy Crop Top," the ultimate icebreaker for those who can't resist the comedic charm of a dachshund parade. This crop top is for those who know life's too short not to be distracted by wieners.

Crafted from the softest cotton that feels like a cuddle from your four-legged friend, this top is cut to let you flaunt your 'bark' as well as your bite. The eye-catching print states "Easily Distracted by Wieners," which is not only a public service announcement but also a cheeky testament to where your attention truly lies.

Whether you're strutting through the park or just lounging with your pup, this conversation-starting piece is the perfect blend of sass and comfort. It's a tail-wagger, alright – ideal for anyone who wants to add a dash of humor to their wardrobe without sacrificing style. And let's be frank, we all know a good wiener joke never fails to amuse. So, go ahead, let this crop top lead you on many joyful detours, one adorable wiener at a time!

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  • 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
  • Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.