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One Million Beers Please Women's Tee

$25.78 SGD
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A polite, reasonable, completely normal bar order. Wear it to any tailgate and the cooler will start to fear you.

Most people walk up to a bar and overthink it. IPA or lager? Draft or can? Something seasonal with a pumpkin on it? Not you. You stepped up, made firm eye contact with the bartender, and placed the only order a person ever really needs to place. You even said please. Your mother raised you right. She just didn't raise you to know when to stop.

Manners Never Go Flat
The "please" is doing a lot of work here. It turns an alarming request into a respectful one. One million beers? Concerning. One million beers please? That's a gentleman with a plan and a designated driver.

Big, Bold, and Easy to Read From Across a Bar
Huge blue "One Million" in sports-network lettering, a red "BEERS PLEASE" kicker underneath, and the whole thing tilted at the exact angle of a guy leaning on the counter. Readable from the back of a crowded bar, the top of a tailgate tent, and the bottom of a pool float.

Brewed for Long Sessions
Soft enough to survive the full tailgate, the bachelorette, and the couch nap afterward. Relaxed enough to dance in after round four, and comfy enough to sleep in after round nine. Fits like your favorite bar stool: forgiving and always saved for you.

Order Details
Quantity: one million. Size: yes. Glass: whatever's closest. Tab: open and staying that way. Estimated delivery: gradually, over the course of one extremely good Saturday. Hydrate between rounds. Seriously. 🍻

Add to cart and place your order. The bartender's already reaching for the second cooler.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Women's relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

One Million Beers Please Women's Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
25
18
7
M
26
20
8
L
26
22
8
XL
27
24
9
2XL
28
26
10
3XL
29
28
10

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.