The Hawk Tuah '24 Spit on that Thang - Flag
Introducing the Eggplant-Spitter Flag - a patriotic accessory that's as stylish as it is side-splitting! This unique flag features a one-of-a-kind design that combines the power of the Hawk Tuah with the spirit of the American flag. It's guaranteed to make you (and everyone else) laugh, talk, and spit on eggplants while showing off your love for the red, white, and blue.
According to ancient legend, the Hawk Tuah was mythical with the power to transform ordinary eggplants into delicious treats. But, as with all great power, it came with great responsibility - and, in this case, an insatiable desire to spit on said eggplants.
The Eggplant-Spitter Flag brings this timeless tale to the modern age with a stunning depiction of a heroine in the midst of an epic eggplant-spitting showdown, all set against the backdrop of the American flag. Made from high-quality materials, this flag is more than just a piece of decor - it's a statement. A statement that says, "I'm not afraid to be different, to stand out, to spit on an eggplant if the situation calls for it - all while showing off my love for the USA!"
With its vibrant colors, intricate details, and unforgettable design, the Eggplant-Spitter Flag is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh, a great accessory, and, of course, a healthy dose of eggplant-related absurdity. So, join the Eggplant-Spitter revolution today, and experience the joy, the laughter, and, of course, the eggplant-spitting fun that comes with it.
Remember, spit responsibly - eggplants have feelings too!
More details
- 100% polyester
- Dimensions 34.5" x 56"
- Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
- Printed on one side
Size & Fit
- 34.5" x 56"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
