Steakasaurus Rex: Meat Your Nightmare Men's Long Sleeve
🦖 "Steakasaurus Rex: Meat Your Nightmare!" 🥩
Get ready for a carnivorous comedy-horror show with "Steakasaurus Rex," the monstrous ribeye steak who's here to turn your BBQ dreams into a sizzling nightmare! Forget the marshmallow, this bad boy's grilling up chaos.
🔥 From Prime to Primeval: Steakasaurus Rex is no ordinary steak; he's a primeval terror that's hungry for mischief. Just like our website, "Beef Throat," he's ready to leave a meaty mark on your funny bone.
🦕 Tasty Terrors: This shirt is a tribute to humor, horror, and the unmeatable. It's the perfect blend of comedy and carnivorous chills, sure to make you chuckle nervously while you savor the frights.
👕 Comfy and Carnivore-Approved: Made from fabric as cozy as a campfire under the moonlight, this shirt is ideal for sharing ghost stories, BBQ nightmares, or just when you're in the mood for some meaty terror.
💥 Roasts and Scream-Ticklers: Be prepared for conversations as chilling as a freezer full of ice cream. People will want to know the story behind "Steakasaurus Rex," and you can share your love for horror with a beefy twist.
Confront your carnivorous fears with our "Steakasaurus Rex" shirt. It's a humorous way to celebrate meat, mayhem, and the delightfully dreadful, all while wearing a smile as brave as a steak on the grill! 🦖🥩👕
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Steakasaurus Rex: Meat Your Nightmare Men's Long Sleeve Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16
|
25
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
25.6
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
26.2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
26.9
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
28.1
|
