Retro Muscle Madness Hoodie
Ever wondered if Einstein's theory of relativity was secretly about the time it takes to get those gains? Ponder no more! Our "Einstein's Workout Emporium Tee" is the ultimate flex in brainy brawn fashion. This isn't just a t-shirt, it's a statement that you're the kind of person who solves complex equations and dumbbell complexes with the same zest.
On the front, you'll find the man himself, the epitome of intelligence, decked out in gym attire that screams "I'm here to pump up the intellect and the pecs." With a barbell in hand and a mischievous wink behind those cool shades, this Einstein isn't just about the speed of light—he's about the speed of lifting right.
Whether you're a gym junkie with a penchant for particle physics or a scholar with a secret love for deadlifts, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. Made for those who think deep but lift deeper, our top-quality fabric ensures you stay comfortable, whether you're contemplating the cosmos or crushing your next set.
So, gear up in the "Einstein's Workout Emporium Tee," and let the world know that your neurons fire as fast as your fists fly. This is more than apparel—it's wearable wit with a workout permit. Get yours now and be the smartest cookie in the cookie-cutter gym scene. Remember, when you wear this shirt, every day is leg day... and logic day!
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- 100% cotton face
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Retro Muscle Madness Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
