I Choose Violence Duck - Because Peace Was Never an Option Trucker Hat
Welcome to the dark side – where the only thing cuter than this duck is the absolute mayhem it's about to unleash. Our "I Choose Violence" Cap isn't just a cap; it's a declaration, a mood, and a warning all wrapped up in a bundle of cuteness that screams, "Don't mess with me – or else!"
The Cute Assassin:
Who knew a tiny, fluffy duck could be the embodiment of your inner chaos? This little guy isn’t here to make friends; he’s armed, dangerous, and adorably ready to choose violence at a moment's notice. With a knife in one wing and a thousand-yard stare, this duck isn’t playing around – and neither are you when you rock this tee.
A Conversation Starter:
This shirt is more than just a wardrobe choice; it's a social experiment. Watch as people double-take, then slowly back away, questioning if that cute exterior hides something far more sinister. It’s a bold statement for those days when you’ve just had enough of everyone’s nonsense and need the world to know you’re not afraid to “cut” ties. Whether you’re at a party or just grabbing coffee, be prepared for curious glances and nervous laughs – you’ll be the talk of the town (or at least the coffee shop).
Quality That Slaps:
Made from the softest, most comfortable fabric known to man – or duck – this shirt will keep you cozy as you plot world domination… or just binge-watch your favorite show. The high-quality print ensures that no matter how many times you wash away the bloodstains (kidding, or am I?), this violent little duck stays as vibrant and menacing as ever.
Spread the Chaos:
Why let your actions speak when your shirt can do all the talking? Whether you're feeling a little rebellious, or just want to keep people on their toes, this tee is your new go-to. Grab yours today and wear it with pride – because sometimes, it's just one of those days where violence isn't just an option; it’s the answer.
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
