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Mandibles Mayhem Hoodie – Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Bite Again

$584.75 MXN (plus tax)
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Forget Jaws, it's all about Mandibles now—because when you’re the apex predator, you don’t need catchy movie themes, you just need teeth. This pixelated terror of the seas is out to sink its blocky bite into whatever poor soul dared enter its waters. Featuring a razor-sharp, 8-bit shark with a bad attitude, this tee takes a hilariously offbeat jab at the classic movie that made you think twice about going to the beach. And now? You’ll think twice about your next taco.

This isn’t just a hoodie, it’s a bold statement that jaws—or mandibles—are way more menacing in pixels. Perfect for anyone who knows the real danger lies in snarky sharks and low-res fear. Whether you’re fighting off a sea of responsibilities or just the urge to rewatch that iconic shark flick for the 100th time, this hoodie reminds you that life’s too short to take seriously (unless it involves getting chomped).

Made from premium fabric that’s softer than any shark bite, this tee is your go-to for dodging life’s ‘mandibles’—whether that’s surviving Taco Tuesday or fending off people who still think sharks are terrifying. So throw this on and remind everyone that the real danger is not taking a big enough bite out of life (or lunch).

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Mandibles Mayhem Hoodie – Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Bite Again Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.