One tear. One hat. One giant “F” for your dumbass choices
Imagine the Cat in the Hat rolled up, saw your GPA, your fantasy draft picks, or your latest situationship text—and just… started crying. Welcome to rock bottom, fam. This tee is your embroidered eulogy.
This ain’t your momma’s Seuss. This is a literary breakdown with meme energy so strong it got tenure. Our beloved feline is rocking the thousand-yard stare of someone who’s just seen your bank account after brunch and Ubers. And yes, he's holding the striped top hat like it's a damn casket. Because we are gathered here today to pay our respects... to your dignity.
Printed on buttery-soft cotton smoother than a Texas drawl and durable enough to survive group chat roastings, this shirt is comfier than your sad little coping blanket. Whether you’re slouching through finals, ghosted again, or just dropped your burrito face-down—this tee gets you.
And the joke? Oh, it's memeology 101: “Press F to Pay Respects,” straight outta Call of Duty and into your chaotic existence. We slapped that bad boy on a weepy cartoon cat and now you’ve got a walking eulogy for every L you take.
Perfect for ironic funerals (of vibes), Twitch streams, or showing up to family dinner looking like you just lost custody of your will to try. You'll get nods of approval, gasps of horror, and one aunt asking, “Is that legal?”
So go on, pay respects to your own damn self.
Grab it now before this cat files for emotional support.
More details
- Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
- 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.