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Grandma’s floral embroidery just had a full-blown mental breakdown.

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Namaste? Nah, bitch—screech. This ain’t your Pinterest mom’s “Live Laugh Love” wall art. This is "Live, Laugh, Lobotomy"—a feral little number for anyone who's one affirmation away from losing their damn mind.

Front and center: a flower-crowned opossum mid-existential crisis, screaming into the void like it’s open mic night at the asylum. He’s not thriving, he’s surviving—and even that’s a stretch. Framed by delicate pastel roses and dainty daisies like it’s stitched on a throw pillow at your aunt’s house, this shirt is a weaponized contradiction. Cottage-core meets psychological warfare.

Tired of being told to "just breathe" while spiraling? Ready to punch the next person who says "positive vibes only"? This is your battle flag. It’s breathable, buttery-soft cotton so you can panic stylishly, whether you're sobbing in your car before brunch or rage-cleaning your trauma crystals.

Wear it to therapy. Wear it to brunch. Wear it when Susan from HR suggests yoga to fix your personality. This tee doesn’t promise healing—it promises chaotic catharsis with a side of unhinged cuteness.

Buy now before your frontal lobe taps out.

Specs:

  • • 100% combed ringspun cotton / 4.3 oz

  • • Classic unisex fit

  • • Printed in the USA

  • • Free shipping on orders $60+

Select color: Graphite Heather

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Grandma’s floral embroidery just had a full-blown mental breakdown. Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.