The Hawk Tuah '24 Spit on that Thang - One Piece
Introducing the Eggplant-Spitter One-Piece - a swimsuit that's as stylish as it is side-splitting! This unique one-piece features a one-of-a-kind design that's guaranteed to make you (and everyone else) laugh, talk, and spit on eggplants.
According to ancient legend, the Hawk Tuah was mythical with the power to transform ordinary eggplants into delicious treats. But, as with all great power, it came with great responsibility - and, in this case, an insatiable desire to spit on said eggplants.
The Eggplant-Spitter One-Piece brings this timeless tale to the modern age with a stunning depiction of a heroine in the midst of an epic eggplant-spitting showdown. Made from high-quality materials, this swimsuit is more than just a piece of swimwear - it's a statement. A statement that says, "I'm not afraid to be different, to stand out, to spit on an eggplant if the situation calls for it."
With its vibrant colors, intricate details, and unforgettable design, the Eggplant-Spitter One-Piece is a must-have for anyone who loves a good laugh, a great swimsuit, and, of course, a healthy dose of eggplant-related absurdity. So, join the Eggplant-Spitter revolution today, and experience the joy, the laughter, and, of course, the eggplant-spitting fun that comes with it.
Remember, spit responsibly - eggplants have feelings too!
More details
- 82% polyester, 18% spandex
- Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To make your One-Piece Swimsuit last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue. Contact with rough surfaces and velcro fasteners should be avoided since they can pull out the white fibers in the fabric, damaging the swimsuit’s appearance. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Hawk Tuah '24 Spit on that Thang - One Piece Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
12.2
|
13.58
|
25.79
|
|
S
|
12.99
|
14.37
|
26.18
|
|
M
|
13.78
|
15.16
|
26.57
|
|
L
|
14.57
|
15.94
|
26.97
|
|
XL
|
16.14
|
17.52
|
27.76
|
|
2XL
|
17.72
|
199
|
28.54
|
|
3XL
|
19.29
|
20.67
|
29.33
|
