




Hey, Laser Lips: A Tribute to Johnny 5 Men's Tee
🤖 "Hey, Laser Lips!" 🤖
If you're a fan of '80s sci-fi and the lovable robot Johnny 5 from "Short Circuit," this shirt is the ultimate tribute! Get ready to relive the classic moments with Johnny 5's infamous put-down line, "Hey laser lips, your momma was a slow blower."
🤣 A Blast from the Past: It's a nostalgic journey back to the days of neon colors and friendly robots. Johnny 5's wit and humor are forever immortalized on this shirt.
👕 Comfy and Geek-Chic: Made from the softest fabric in the '80s, this shirt is as comfy as it is geek-chic. Wear it proudly!
💥 Robot Roasts: Johnny 5's classic line is a reminder that even robots can have a sense of humor. It's a piece of cinematic history that's now a part of your wardrobe.
Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and celebrate the iconic Johnny 5!!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hey, Laser Lips: A Tribute to Johnny 5 Men's Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|