Seize the Fries! Seagull Revolution Propaganda Tee
It started with one french fry. Unattended. Glistening. Left on a boardwalk bench by a tourist who looked away for a single second to take a photo of the ocean. The gull took it. And in that moment, the beach changed forever. Today the Seagull Revolutionary Front controls every pier, parking lot, and outdoor patio from here to the horizon, and their message is simple: your snacks were never yours. They were on loan.
From Each According to His Fries
Comrade Gull did not climb to power through charm. He climbed through screaming at 5 a.m., divebombing toddlers holding funnel cakes, and staring a man down until he surrendered an entire basket of chili cheese fries without a fight. He has one fry raised high for the people and one ketchup packet held tight for himself. That's not hypocrisy. That's leadership.
Approved by the Ministry of Comfort
Soft enough to nap in on a beach towel you definitely didn't pay to rent, and comfy enough to survive a full day of seized snacks and questionable sunscreen coverage. It fits like the revolution: a little loud, a little greasy, and impossible to ignore.
Notice to All Snack Owners
Do not make eye contact. Do not open a bag of chips near the dunes. Do not believe the gull is "just looking." He is not just looking. He has a five-year plan, and you are in it. 🍟
Official Party Disclaimer
Beefthroat is not responsible for lost fries, stolen sandwiches, ambushed ice cream cones, or the birds who now salute you at the boardwalk. Membership in the Seagull Revolutionary Front is mandatory once worn. There are no refunds. There are only fries.
Add to cart, comrade. No fry left behind. 🫡
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Seize the Fries! Seagull Revolution Propaganda Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
