




Saintly Surveillance: Jesus Sees All Hoodie
🙏 "Jesus: The Original Life Reviewer!" 😇
Get ready for divine humor with our "Jesus: The Original Life Reviewer" shirt. This is your chance to wear a reminder that someone upstairs always has their eye on you – and a sense of humor about it!
👀 Divine Surveillance: Jesus is keeping tabs, and he's not afraid to point out those little moments of mischief. Whether it's a guilty pleasure or an inside joke, he's here to say, "I saw that!"
😇 Heavenly Humor: This shirt is a hilarious take on divine intervention. It's a lighthearted reminder that even saints can appreciate a good laugh, especially when it's at our own expense.
👕 Comfy and Blessed: Made from fabric as soft as angel feathers, this shirt is perfect for wearing to church events, comedy shows, or just when you're in the mood for some divine comedy.
💥 Conversations and Confessions: Be prepared for conversations as enlightening as a sermon. People will want to know the story behind "Jesus: The Original Life Reviewer," and you can share your love for humor with a heavenly twist.
Embrace the divine laughter with our "Jesus: The Original Life Reviewer" shirt. It's a humorous way to celebrate faith, fun, and the fact that even the holiest among us can appreciate a good chuckle! 🙏😄👕
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Saintly Surveillance: Jesus Sees All Hoodie Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|