Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - Dark Humor for the Brave of Heart Sweatshirt
Let’s face it – life doesn’t always hand out sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes, it hands you a burnt piece of toast and a bathtub full of regrets. For those who appreciate a darker shade of humor, our "Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath" Sweater is your new uniform for navigating this wild ride we call life.
The Ultimate Anti-Motivational Mantra:
Forget the boring old "Live, Laugh, Love" mantra that graces every suburban mom's living room. You’re not here for platitudes; you’re here to face the absurdity of life head-on, with a slice of toast and a side of sarcasm. This sweater is a tongue-in-cheek salute to those moments when life’s a little too real and laughter is your only defense mechanism.
Daring Design:
At first glance, it’s just an innocent retro-style toaster. But look closer, and you’ll see this little appliance has had just about enough. With a mischievous grin and a toast that's not quite done living, this design perfectly captures that sweet spot between humor and total meltdown. The vintage sunset background only adds to the nostalgia – because who doesn’t miss the days when toasters just toasted bread and didn’t question their existence?
Quality That Pops:
Made from premium, soft-as-a-cloud cotton, this sweater will keep you comfortable as you wade through life’s metaphorical (or literal) messes. The high-definition print will ensure your message comes through loud and clear, whether you're out with friends or just trying to survive another Monday. It’s durable enough to withstand countless washes – unlike your patience.
Start a Shockwave:
This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement. Wear it to your next Zoom meeting, your family dinner, or your solo dance party in the kitchen. Wherever you go, be ready to spark conversations, raise eyebrows, and maybe even gain a few fellow dark humor enthusiasts in the process. It’s the perfect gift for that friend who’s always one sarcastic comment away from getting banned from the group chat.
Grab the "Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath" Tee today, and wear your twisted sense of humor like a badge of honor. After all, if you can’t laugh at life, you might as well go out with a toast!
More details
- 100% cotton face
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - Dark Humor for the Brave of Heart Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
