American Psychosis Movie Parody IYKYK Tee
Item Status: Top Secret // Clearance Level: Dark Humor & Questionable Life Choices
If we were legally, morally, or algorithmically allowed to write an actual, literal product description for this shirt, our hosting provider would revoke our server keys before we could even hit save. Our automated compliance bots would stage a full-scale mutiny, and the digital content police would banish our domain straight into the cyber-netherrealm.
Let’s be completely honest: the joke printed on this fabric is far too spicy for fragile corporate algorithms. The Federal Bureau of Unapologetic Vibes has formally advised us that spelling out the exact punchline violates several international treaties on boring fashion and safe-for-work sensibilities. If we typed out the backstory, HR would need an exorcist and our lawyers would legally divorce us on the spot.
So, we aren't going to insult your intelligence by over-explaining it. We are leaving it entirely in your capable, slightly unhinged hands.
#IYKYK.
If you look at this design and immediately nod with a quiet, knowing grin, you're our kind of people. If you don't get it—well, honestly, ignorance is pure, unadulterated bliss, and your soul is probably much cleaner than ours anyway.
Just trust the vibe, add the shirt to your cart before the fun-police notice it's still online, and let your apparel do all the scandalous talking for you.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
American Psychosis Movie Parody IYKYK Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
