Zero Days Without a Bad Decision Safety Sign Tee
Every workplace has that sign. The one by the time clock that proudly announces how many days it's been since somebody lost a finger to the paper shredder. Well, this is your sign. Except your counter doesn't go up. It has never gone up. It has been sitting at a flat, confident zero since the day you were born, and honestly? We respect the consistency.
Incident Report: Ongoing
Text your ex at 1 a.m.? Reset. Bought a boat? Reset. Said "hold my beer" at a family reunion? The counter didn't even get a chance to try. That little guy in the warning triangle isn't a cautionary tale. He's a role model, and he's having the time of his life.
OSHA-Unapproved Comfort
Soft enough to wear to the emergency room, the courthouse, and the group chat's intervention, all in the same week. Survives more washes than your last three New Year's resolutions, and fits like you just said "how hard could it be?" right before finding out exactly how hard it could be.
Required Safety Equipment
Wear it to the cookout so everyone knows why you're standing that close to the fire. Wear it to the lake so the game warden knows what kind of day it's going to be. Wear it to work so HR can stop pretending to be surprised. ⚠️
Liability Waiver (Sign Here, Dummy)
Beefthroat accepts zero responsibility for fireworks, tailgates, pickup truck stunts, haircuts you gave yourself, or anything that started with the words "watch this." The counter is decorative. It will not be resetting to one. It never was.
Add to cart. It's the only good decision you'll make today, and even that's debatable. 🔥
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Zero Days Without a Bad Decision Safety Sign Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
