One Million Beers Please Men's Tee
A polite, reasonable, completely normal bar order. Wear it to any tailgate and the cooler will start to fear you.
Most people walk up to a bar and overthink it. IPA or lager? Draft or can? Something seasonal with a pumpkin on it? Not you. You stepped up, made firm eye contact with the bartender, and placed the only order a person ever really needs to place. You even said please. Your mother raised you right. She just didn't raise you to know when to stop.
Manners Never Go Flat
The "please" is doing a lot of work here. It turns an alarming request into a respectful one. One million beers? Concerning. One million beers please? That's a gentleman with a plan and a designated driver.
Big, Bold, and Easy to Read From Across a Bar
Huge blue "One Million" in sports-network lettering, a red "BEERS PLEASE" kicker underneath, and the whole thing tilted at the exact angle of a guy leaning on the counter. Readable from the back of a crowded bar, the top of a tailgate tent, and the bottom of a pool float.
Brewed for Long Sessions
Soft enough to survive a full tailgate, the drive-thru afterward, and the couch nap that follows. Comfy enough that you'll be wearing it when you wake up still holding a koozie. Fits like your favorite bar stool: broken in, forgiving, and always saved for you.
Order Details
Quantity: one million. Size: yes. Glass: whatever's closest. Tab: open and staying that way. Estimated delivery: gradually, over the course of one extremely good Saturday. Hydrate between rounds. Seriously. 🍻
Add to cart and place your order. The bartender's already reaching for the second cooler.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
One Million Beers Please Men's Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
