“Oh Look, They Chimp’in Out!”
June 1, 2024: Indiana Fever 71, Chicago Sky 70, and the group chat immediately lost structural integrity.
This one is for the Fever–Sky game that turned a regular-season matchup into a full-blown national argument with sneakers on. The graphic catches Caitlin Clark in her Indiana uniform, pointing across the floor like she just found the exact moment everybody’s gonna be clipping, replaying, and litigating for the next six business days.
The game had everything: a one-point finish, a loud rookie spotlight, Angel Reese’s debut in the rivalry, and Chennedy Carter’s away-from-the-ball check on Clark that was later upgraded to a Flagrant 1. Then the cameras, commentators, timelines, and every uncle with a Facebook login came sprinting onto the court spiritually. Basketball happened. The internet made it everyone’s emergency.
Wear it to a watch party, the gym, a bar, family dinner, or any place where someone still insists women’s basketball “doesn’t have drama.” Hand them the score, point at the shirt, and let the evidence sit there in high definition. No TED Talk necessary.
It’s loud, petty, and built for people who remember the exact play, the exact discourse, and the exact second a normal game became appointment television. If your favorite kind of sports memory is one that makes the whole room start arguing before the first drink lands, congratulations: you found your uniform.
Bring receipts. Bring snacks. Do not bring a calm opinion.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Beefthroat
- Email: contact@support.beefthroat.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Oh Look, They Chimp’in Out!” Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
