Wiener Whimsy: A Tail-Wagging Distraction Crop Hoodie
Have you ever been in a conversation so dull, your only rescue was spotting a dog across the street? Say no more! Introducing the "Wiener Whimsy Crop Top," the ultimate icebreaker for those who can't resist the comedic charm of a dachshund parade. This crop top is for those who know life's too short not to be distracted by wieners.
Crafted from the softest cotton that feels like a cuddle from your four-legged friend, this top is cut to let you flaunt your 'bark' as well as your bite. The eye-catching print states "Easily Distracted by Wieners," which is not only a public service announcement but also a cheeky testament to where your attention truly lies.
Whether you're strutting through the park or just lounging with your pup, this conversation-starting piece is the perfect blend of sass and comfort. It's a tail-wagger, alright – ideal for anyone who wants to add a dash of humor to their wardrobe without sacrificing style. And let's be frank, we all know a good wiener joke never fails to amuse. So, go ahead, let this crop top lead you on many joyful detours, one adorable wiener at a time!
More details
- 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Wiener Whimsy: A Tail-Wagging Distraction Crop Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
18.63
|
22
|
|
M
|
19.38
|
23 1/2
|
|
L
|
21.38
|
25 1/2
|
|
XL
|
22.13
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
22.88
|
29 1/2
|
